Wi‑Fi Coffee Cooler Pad

Description

Wi-Fi Coffee Cooler Pad™ is TekCrate’s crowning glory of desk hilarity. Equal parts techie spoof and quirky conversation piece, it’s the perfect blend of corporate nonsense and desk-side comedy.

• Looks like high-end enterprise gear, but weighs in at a solid 100% pure silliness
• Packed with USB and Bluetooth bravado—impresses tech nerds, baffles everyone else
• Telemetry so chatty it could ghostwrite your next office novel (spoiler: nobody’s reading it)
• Firmware updates that update nothing but the update notes—because why not?
• One-click ‘Compliance Mode’—for when you want to look serious while dimming the lights on productivity
• 90-day ‘Theoretical Warranty’—if it shatters your soul, we send virtual hugs and bad jokes

Great for mystifying your coworkers, jazzing up your workspace, or starring in your next corporate comedy sketch. Just don’t count on it to actually cool your coffee.