Description
USB Pet Rock Pro is TekCrate’s pièce de résistance in the art of ridiculous tech — boasting all the bells, whistles, and blinking lights, while delivering zero productivity. It’s the only pet that demands zero effort but wins maximum attention.
- Transforms your workspace into a USB & Bluetooth extravaganza — perfect for faking frenzy and looking wildly important.
- Pumps out endless nonsense telemetry — because who doesn’t love data that means absolutely nothing?
- Magically receives mysterious firmware updates that add confusion, not features — because intrigue is the new innovation.
- Activate “Compliance Mode” at the tap of a button to fool even the most skeptical compliance officers — rocks love rules, apparently.
- Backed by a 90-day “Theoretical Warranty” — rocks don’t break, but if this one does, we’ll pretend to care.
Ideal for pranksters, cubicle comedians, and anyone who knows the best tech is the kind that makes you smile — not work harder.
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