USB Pet Rock Pro

Description

USB Pet Rock Pro is TekCrate’s unapologetic tribute to pointless desk gadgets. It’s engineered to dazzle the easily fooled and designed to provoke delightful confusion.

• Totally legit-looking enterprise-grade hardware… that does nothing
• USB and Bluetooth vibes for maximum desk cred, zero actual function
• Endless, hilariously meaningless telemetry data that disappears into the digital void
• Firmware updates that only make the release notes longer and more mysterious
• One-click ‘Compliance Mode’ — because even rocks need to look busy sometimes
• 90-day ‘Theoretical Warranty’ because hey, it’s a rock, not a rocket

Perfect for pranksters, desk decorators, and anyone who appreciates a high-tech joke with zero practical value.