USB-C Pocket Fog Machine

Description

USB-C Pocket Fog Machine by TekCrate: the undefeated champion of office mischief and smoke screen artistry. Engineered with the utmost seriousness and just a sprinkle of sarcasm, this gadget does nothing productive but looks absolutely legendary while doing it.

• Expert-level parody wrapped in a sleek, business-casual exterior
• USB-C and Bluetooth connectivity for maximum ‘what even?’ vibes
• Imaginary telemetry data so detailed, you’ll question reality (and your life choices)
• Firmware updates that mainly update your willingness to believe in magic
• One-click ‘Compliance Mode’ because why not look like you’re up to something?
• 90-day ‘Theoretical Warranty’ that’s about as useful as a chocolate teapot

Perfect for jazzing up your desk, confusing your team, or pretending you’re about to drop the next big thing. Warning: attempting to fog your way out of meetings may result in awkward stares and zero sympathy.