Description
USB-C Mini Server In A Plug™️ by TekCrate is the sassiest nod to those high-tech gizmos that promise the stars but deliver mostly just swagger. This pint-sized powerhouse of pretension is designed to confuse your coworkers, flatter your ego, and serve as a conversation starter (or stopper).
- Enterprise-grade bluff: Looks like it means business — doesn’t.
- USB + Bluetooth pizzazz for maximum “I’m definitely working” vibes.
- Telemetry so talkative it might drown out actual servers — or your patience.
- Firmware updates that update everything… except what you actually need.
- One-click ‘Compliance Mode’ because sometimes complying requires a light show.
- 90-day ‘Theoretical Warranty’ — because even nonsense should have an expiry date.
Perfect for pranking coworkers, sparking absurd watercooler debates, or just flexing your techy sense of humor. Because if your desk can’t be a stage for digital drama, what’s the point?
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