Description
The Overengineered USB Aroma Diffuser That Logs You is TekCrate’s cheeky nod to gadget lovers who value style, sass, and a sprinkle of nonsense over actual productivity. This desktop wonder quietly fills the air with a mysterious mist… and your coworkers with puzzled looks.
- So sleek and serious, your IT dept. will either worship it or wield a screwdriver — no in-between
- USB & Bluetooth hookups that shout “next-gen” but mostly just hum “mostly fluff”
- Endless telemetry chatter that could fuel a daytime drama—let’s see IT handle THAT plot twist
- Firmware updates that mostly update the changelog, because bugs are just lifestyle choices
- One-click ‘Compliance Mode’ dims the lights and cranks up the enigma—ideal for dodging audits or sparking office gossip
- 90-day ‘Theoretical Warranty’—fully insures your awkward moments, not your actual gadget
Ideal for desk stylists, lovers of the ridiculous, and anyone who wants their tech to *look* busy while secretly doing… well, not much.
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