Description
USB-C Mini Server In A Plug™️ is TekCrate’s cheeky salute to all those fancy gadgets that promise the moon but deliver… well, mostly style points. Designed to confuse, flatter, and mildly amuse, this tiny titan of tech theatrics adds a splash of ‘fake important’ to your workspace.
- Enterprise-grade bluff: slick exterior, zero actual function
- USB and Bluetooth flair for that “I’m definitely working” posture
- Telemetry so chatty it could drown out real servers (or just annoy you)
- Firmware updates that update everything except what you actually care about
- One-click ‘Compliance Mode’—because sometimes compliance is just a light show
- 90-day ‘Theoretical Warranty’—because even nonsense deserves a shelf life
Use it to prank your coworkers, kickstart ridiculous watercooler talks, or flex the zenith of your digital whimsy. After all, why should your desk be any less dramatic than your life?
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