Smart Outlet That Argues

Description

Smart Outlet That Argues™ is TekCrate’s ultimate desk sidekick: sharp-looking, endlessly baffling, and gloriously useless.

• Executive-grade exterior that screams ‘I mean business’ but actually just chills
• Trendy USB & Bluetooth bling—because fake tech rep counts
• Nonstop telemetry chatter that sounds important but means absolutely nothing
• Firmware updates that only jazz up the release notes—innovation? Nah, just style
• One-click ‘Compliance Mode’—watch the lights dim like it’s pondering existential dread
• 90-day ‘Theoretical Warranty’—try your luck if you dare

Designed for pranksters, satire enthusiasts, or anyone craving a conversation piece that does zero heavy lifting. Warning: may provoke endless smirks and confused compliments.