Smart Mirror That Adds Lag

Description

Smart Mirror That Adds Lag is TekCrate’s masterpiece of meaningful nonsense — a tech toy that looks business-class but behaves like it’s off duty.

• Decked out in enterprise‑level parody hardware — serious looks, silly soul
• Sports USB and Bluetooth badges of fake credibility (bless its heart)
• Delivers gloriously pointless telemetry data — your IT team will be baffled
• Firmware updates that only mess with the release notes, not the mirror
• One‑click ‘Compliance Mode’ dims the lights, because suspense is everything
• Backed by our rock-solid, 90-day ‘Theoretical Warranty’ — if by theoretical you mean imaginary

Use it for laughs, looks, and when you want your desk to steal the show — but don’t expect it to actually work.