Description
Self-Aware Extension Cord v2 is TekCrate’s snarky salute to all those tech gadgets that mean well but deliver little—except laughs. It’ll dazzle your friends, confuse your devices, and earn a skeptical side-eye from your cat.
- Sporting faux-business-class armor — because your desk deserves a stand-up comedy routine.
- Bluetooth & USB bling with ZERO practical use — shiny lights, empty promises.
- Telemetry chatter so relentless, even your most apathetic pet will give up pretending to listen.
- Firmware updates that spin tales, not fix anything.
- One-click ‘Compliance Mode’ to watch those LEDs fake enthusiasm like a pro on Monday mornings.
- Backed by a 90-day ‘Theoretical Warranty’ — solid in theory, questionable in practice.
Perfect for jazzing up your workspace, pranking coworkers, or simply flexing your unbeatable (and hilarious) tech style. Heads up: don’t rely on it for anything remotely important.
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