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Quantum USB Toaster Hub

$19.99

Quantum USB Toaster Hub: corporate‑caliber absurdity for desks that deserve drama.

SKU: TC-1001
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Description

Quantum USB Toaster Hub is TekCrate’s dead‑serious take on ridiculous desk tech. Engineered to impress, designed to confuse.

  • Enterprise‑grade parody hardware shell
  • USB/BT aura of credibility, zero real utility
  • Comically verbose telemetry (goes nowhere)
  • Firmware updates that change the release notes only
  • One‑click ‘Compliance Mode’ (lights dim thoughtfully)
  • 90‑day ‘Theoretical Warranty’

For display, satire, ChatGPT Image Oct 10, 2025, 09_27_04 PMand portfolio demos only.

Additional information

Power

USB / USB‑C
Warranty

Theoretical 90‑Day

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