Quantum‑Safe Password Post‑It

Description

Quantum-Safe Password Post-It™ by TekCrate is the office’s MVP of mischief—part tech parody, part desk-toy superstar, and 100% guaranteed to leave IT scratching their heads while your coworkers crack up.

• The ultimate enterprise-grade prank—because even your keyboard deserves a giggle
• Features USB & Bluetooth “security aura” — delivers zero actual protection, but maxes out your cool factor
• Telemetry so chatty, it’s basically the unofficial water cooler storyteller
• Firmware updates loaded with dad jokes — your new favorite office comedian on standby
• One-click ‘Compliance Mode’ — dims the lights, lowers the bar, and raises eyebrows
• 90-day ‘Theoretical Warranty’ — about as dependable as your morning coffee’s caffeine kick, but way more fun

Perfect for cybersecurity nerds, prank-loving pros, and anyone who believes tech should come with a side of humor.