Quantum‑Safe Password Post‑It

Description

Quantum-Safe Password Post-It™ by TekCrate is your new favorite desk jester—half tech parody, half prank powerhouse, and 100% guaranteed to confuse your IT department while brightening your cubicle.

• Enterprise-grade prank tech — because even your keyboard deserves a sense of humor
• USB & Bluetooth “security aura” — providing zero actual security but infinite style points
• Telemetry so chatty, it practically spills company secrets (but just jokes, we swear)
• Firmware updates packed with dad jokes — because your device should be as corny as your coworkers
• One-click ‘Compliance Mode’ — dims the lights, lowers expectations, and boosts office smirks
• 90-day ‘Theoretical Warranty’ — dependable as a magic 8-ball but way funnier

Perfect for the security buffs, prank enthusiasts, and anyone who loves laughing in the face of serious tech.