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Quantum‑Safe Password Post‑It

$44.99

Meet Quantum‑Safe Password Post‑It — impeccably over‑engineered and proudly unnecessary.

SKU: TC-1021
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Description

Quantum‑Safe Password Post‑It is TekCrate’s dead‑serious take on ridiculous desk tech. Engineered to impress, designed to confuse.

  • Enterprise‑grade parody hardware shell
  • USB/BT aura of credibility, zero real utility
  • Comically verbose telemetry (goes nowhere)
  • Firmware updates that change the release notes only
  • One‑click ‘Compliance Mode’ (lights dim thoughtfully)
  • 90‑day ‘Theoretical Warranty’

For display, satire, and portfolio demos only.

Additional information

Power

USB / USB‑C
Warranty

Theoretical 90‑Day

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