Description
Portable USB-C Thunder Generator™ is TekCrate’s mischievous masterpiece, designed to wow the skeptics, entertain the curious, and leave everyone else scratching their heads.
- Enterprise-grade, ultra-serious-looking chassis: screams “I mean business” but is really just here for the laughs
- USB & Bluetooth swagger that says “Important stuff happening” while quietly chilling
- Telemetry so chatty it’s basically a digital gossip columnist
- Firmware updates that mostly jazz up the release notes — because hey, change is change
- One-click ‘Compliance Mode’: watch the lights flicker like your boss reconsidering deadlines
- 90-day ‘Theoretical Warranty’: like a warranty, only more philosophical
Perfect for desk flexing, sarcastic showing off, and turning coworkers into conspiracy theorists. Disclaimer: Actual functionality may vary, batteries not included, and common sense definitely recommended.
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