NFC Coaster That Tips Itself

Description

NFC Coaster That Dramatically Tips Itself is TekCrate’s masterpiece of mock-tech wizardry. Built to bewilder your coworkers and spark questions like “Is this a prank… or a breakthrough?”

• Looks like high-end enterprise gear, behaves like a caffeinated cat
• USB and Bluetooth signals: all show, no go
• Telemetry so over-the-top it might as well be reporting your coffee intake (it isn’t)
• Firmware updates that do nothing except brag in the release notes
• One-click ‘Compliance Mode’ that dims lights to simulate serious contemplation
• 90-day ‘Theoretical Warranty’ — because real warranties are too mainstream

Warning: Ideal for desks, demos, and sparking conversations — strictly zero functional usefulness included.