LED Cable That Gaslights You

Description

The Gaslighting LED Cable is TekCrate’s unapologetically absurd gadget that turns your desk into a theater of office absurdity. Built to bewilder and designed to make you question reality.

• Enterprise-grade shell that screams “I mean business” (but don’t ask what kind)
• USB & Bluetooth vibes that say ‘trust me’—with zero actual usefulness
• Telemetry so verbose it essentially talks to itself (and no one else)
• Firmware updates that only update the changelog—because why not?
• One-click ‘Compliance Mode’ dims the lights like it’s pondering your existence
• 90-day ‘Theoretical Warranty’ that’s as real as your last Monday motivation

Perfect for display, satire, or making your portfolio feel extra woke. Batteries not included—because, honestly, what’s the point?