Description
The Gaslighting LED Cable from TekCrate is your new office prank partner—designed to keep your desk guessing and your sanity slightly questionable. Who needs productivity when you can have perfectly calibrated nonsense?
- Business-suit exterior: Looks serious enough to close deals, but never actually does
- LEDs & signals: Promises big things, delivers zero—because honesty is overrated
- Telemetry chatter: Talks behind your back more than your coworkers do
- Firmware updates: Just reshuffles the same nonsense, keeping things delightfully pointless
- One-click ‘Compliance Mode’: Dims the LEDs like it’s silently judging your career moves
- 90-day ‘Theoretical Warranty’: About as reliable as your office espresso machine’s mood swings
Perfect for anyone who loves a bit of tech satire or just wants their desk to look like it’s got a secret agenda. Batteries not included—because frankly, this much attitude might run on pure willpower.
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