IoT Paperclip Dispenser Plus

Description

IoT Paperclip Dispenser Plus™ is TekCrate’s crown jewel of desk gadget extravagance: where overengineering meets charming pointlessness. It’s here to confuse, amuse, and maybe—just maybe—clip your papers.

• Crafted like it’s ready for a mission to Mars, but your stapler’s still more versatile
• USB & Bluetooth, because why let your paperclips miss out on Wi-Fi?
• Telemetry so painfully detailed, even your dog could pretend to understand it (spoiler alert: it doesn’t do anything useful)
• Firmware updates that just shuffle the patch notes—change is a state of mind here
• One-click ‘Compliance Mode’—watch blinking lights simulate deep thought and sudden realizations
• 90-day ‘Theoretical Warranty’—valid only if you believe in unicorns, magic, or your morning espresso

Perfect for your desk, a killer icebreaker, or flexing your impeccable taste in techno-nonsense on LinkedIn.