Gesture‑Controlled Cable Tangle

Description

Gesture-Controlled Cable Tangle by TekCrate is the perfect blend of high-tech nonsense and office satire. Built to wow your coworkers and mystify your IT department, this gadget proudly flaunts its zero practical purpose.

• Looks like serious enterprise gear—because why not?
• USB and Bluetooth signals for that ‘professional’ aura, but surrender any hope of utility
• Lavishly detailed telemetry data that never leaves the device (shh, secrets!)
• Firmware updates that only revamp the release notes—because appearances matter
• Hit ‘Compliance Mode’ and watch the lights dim like it’s contemplating its existence
• Backed by a 90-day ‘Theoretical Warranty’—because we believe in possibilities

Perfect for bluffing at meetings, spicing up your workspace, or adding a dash of humor to your portfolio. Caution: Do not expect it to untangle your cables or improve productivity.