Cloud‑Synced Sticky Notes Printer

Description

TekCrate’s Cloud-Synced Sticky Notes Printer is the crown jewel of desk absurdity: where corporate swagger collides with gadget geekery. Impress your coworkers, confuse your boss, and spark endless watercooler chatter—all with one printed sticky note at a time.

• Looks like it means serious business, delivers zero actual productivity
• USB + Bluetooth: because why not pretend you’re tech-savvy while slacking off?
• Telemetry so detailed, your IT crew will be both concerned and entertained
• Firmware updates that rewrite the release notes—because change is overrated
• One-click ‘Compliance Mode’: dim the lights, strike a power pose, and fake focus flawlessly
• 90-day ‘Theoretical Warranty’: basically a pinky promise from us

Perfect for office showboating, sparking conversations, and giving the illusion you’ve got your life together. Printing sticky notes? That’s just the accidental bonus.