Bluetooth Screaming Doorstop

Description

Bluetooth Screaming Doorstop™ is TekCrate’s prankster-in-residence, masquerading as a high-tech gadget while accomplishing little more than sparking puzzled looks and office chuckles.

• Decked out like top-tier tech, but really just a posh paperweight
• Bluetooth and USB badges that say “I’m important,” but don’t do a thing
• Spouts verbose telemetry—reporting everything except what matters
• Firmware updates that improve the changelog, not the device
• One-click ‘Compliance Mode’ — watch it sulk with moody LED lights like it’s pondering your career choices
• 90-day ‘Theoretical Warranty’ — we *hope* it works, but hey, life’s a gamble

Perfect for your ironically curated desk, roasting corporate gadget hype, or adding confusion to your product demos with a wink and a smirk.