Bluetooth Screaming Doorstop

Description

Bluetooth Screaming Doorstop is TekCrate’s masterclass in desk-side satire. It looks serious, sounds serious, but serves absolutely no serious purpose — except to entertain and bewilder.

• Looks like enterprise-grade gadgetry, actually just a fancy paperweight
• Bluetooth and USB creds that impress while delivering zero function
• Verbose telemetry that reports on everything except actual data
• Firmware updates that only fix the release notes (because why not?)
• One-click ‘Compliance Mode’—watch the lights dim like it’s contemplating your life choices
• 90-day ‘Theoretical Warranty’—we *think* it works, but no promises

Perfect for your artful desk collection, mocking corporate tech, or spicing up your product demos with a dash of sarcasm.