Description
Bluetooth Screaming Doorstop™ is TekCrate’s reigning champ of office mischief — looking like the future of technology while doing precisely nothing useful, except sparking sly smirks and head-scratching around the watercooler.
- Decked out to fool even the savviest tech nerd, but secretly moonlights as a high-end paperweight
- Bluetooth and USB badges for that extra dash of “Look at me!” flair — totally cosmetic, zero function
- Churns out verbose telemetry about everything except what anyone actually wants to know
- Firmware updates that jazz up the changelog while the device blissfully ignores all progress
- One-click ‘Compliance Mode’ — watch it sulk with moody LED vibes like it’s rethinking your life decisions
- 90-day ‘Theoretical Warranty’ — because we believe in miracles, but don’t bet on it
Perfect for pranking your workspace, mocking the latest gadget fads, or injecting a healthy dose of delightful confusion into your next demo. Warning: May cause spontaneous laughter and endless questions.
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