Description
Anti-Gravity Mousepad 3000 is TekCrate’s gloriously absurd secret weapon for transforming your dull desk into the office’s main attraction. Equal parts tech bravado and cheeky office satire, this pad confidently whispers, “Trust me, I’m as clueless as you are.”
- Stylish enough to wow the execs, weird enough to confuse HR — performance designed to entertain, not calculate
- USB & Bluetooth hookups included to fake next-level tech cred (actual function? Still a mystery)
- Telemetry so detailed it’s basically eavesdropping on your cubicle neighbor’s gossip — but way classier
- Firmware updates packed with flash and sass — because why not?
- One-click ‘Compliance Mode’ lets you fake deep focus with a side of awkward nodding
- A generous 90-day ‘Theoretical Warranty’ because optimism > reality
Perfect for desk show-offs, sparking baffling watercooler convos, or pranking IT. Caution: Not intended for actual mousing. Seriously, don’t even try.
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