Description
Anti-Gravity Mousepad 3000™ is TekCrate’s gloriously absurd secret weapon, crafted to catapult your dull desk into the office’s MVP of mischief. Equal parts tech swagger and tongue-in-cheek rebellion, it boldly proclaims, “We’re both winging it, so let’s make it entertaining.”
- Slick enough to impress the CEO, weird enough to make HR question their life choices — designed for fun, not function
- Includes USB & Bluetooth hookups to dial up your “tech wizard” cred (does it actually do anything useful? That’s classified)
- Telemetry so nosy it might eavesdrop on your neighbor—delivered with a side of style
- Firmware updates loaded with attitude and surprises—because boring gadgets are for quitters
- One-click ‘Compliance Mode’ to fake laser focus while perfecting your awkward nod
- Comes with a generous 90-day ‘Theoretical Warranty’ because optimism is our favorite feature
Perfect for desk show-offs, sparking baffling watercooler chatter, or pranking unsuspecting IT folks. Warning: Actual mouse usage may result in confusion, chaos, and uncontrollable laughter. Proceed with caution.
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