AI Mood Lamp (Judgment Edition)

Description

AI Mood Lamp (Judgment Edition) is TekCrate’s cheeky tribute to high-tech absurdity: part glowing critique, part office banter, and 100% sass. Why settle for boring desk gear when you can have a snarky LED spotlight on your questionable decisions?

• Looks all business, delivers zero productivity—perfect for pretending you’re deep in thought
• USB & Bluetooth-enabled aura of ‘professional aloofness’ with absolutely no practical perks
• Telemetry chatty enough to rival the office’s worst gossip—but no actual insight
• Firmware updates that fix nothing except making the release notes longer (because who reads those anyway?)
• One-click ‘Compliance Mode’: dims the lights with a passive-aggressive flicker that says, ‘Really?’
• 90-day ‘Theoretical Warranty’—because predicting lifespan isn’t in the spec sheet

Perfect for one-upping your coworkers, sparking some sarcastic conversation, or convincing your boss you’re leveraging ‘cutting-edge tech’—just don’t expect any life coaching or decent coffee from this glowing genius.