Description
AI Mood Lamp (Judgment Edition) is TekCrate’s sassy spotlight on your chaotic workday: part glowing critic, part snarky sidekick, and 100% office mischief. Why settle for a boring light when your desk can have a sass-powered commentator on your life decisions?
- Pretends to mean business but won’t improve your productivity—perfect for looking deep in thought while actually daydreaming
- USB & Bluetooth-enabled aura of professional aloofness with zero useful features (because who needs those?)
- Chats enough to rival the office grapevine, yet delivers no actual wisdom
- Firmware ‘improvements’ that do nothing but make the update notes longer—and funnier
- One-click ‘Compliance Mode’: dims the lamp with a passive-aggressive flicker that whispers, ‘Seriously?’
- 90-day ‘Theoretical Warranty’—because predicting lamp longevity is a wild guess at best
Ideal for out-sassing coworkers, sparking sarcastic banter, or convincing your boss you’re using the latest in ‘cutting-edge office tech.’ Just don’t expect life advice or a fresh cup of coffee from this glowing genius.
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