Description
AI-Powered Screen Privacy Bubble™ is TekCrate’s tongue-in-cheek desk sidekick. Designed to confuse onlookers, charm skeptics, and absolutely refuse to do anything useful.
- Enterprise-grade ‘look at me’ shell that screams “I’m busy, but not really”
- USB & Bluetooth tech that says “serious business” but does nada
- Constantly chatty telemetry—because your desk needs background noise
- Firmware updates that only update the update notes—fluffing up those release logs like a pro
- One-click ‘Compliance Mode’ dims both light and hope
- 90-day ‘Theoretical Warranty’ — guaranteed in thought, not in practice
A perfect gift for the coworker who believes in AI wizardry or anyone who enjoys a little office absurdity.
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